Laughter can make everything clearer, especially when it comes to eye care! If you're looking for a fun way to bring some humour to eye care discussions, we've compiled dad jokes to brighten your day and remind you to take care of your vision.
Why did the optometrist go to jail? Because he was framed!
I told my glasses a joke… but they just made it more clear.
Why did the contact lens break up with the eye? It just couldn’t see a future together.
I finally got glasses! I didn’t realize how much I was missing… literally.
My optometrist told me I had perfect vision. I told him, “I see what you did there.”
Why do glasses never get lost? Because they always stay focused!
The eye doctor told me I was colour-blind… that was a real shock, I didn’t see it coming.
I tried reading a book about blurry vision… but it was hard to focus.
I told my optometrist a joke… he said it was spectacular!
Why did the glasses break up? One of them lost perspective!
I don’t wear glasses because I need them—I wear them because they make me look smarter.
I got new contacts, but I still don’t see myself getting a date.
My eye doctor told me I needed glasses… I said, “That’s eye-ronic.”
Why do contacts make such great friends? Because they stick with you!
My eye doctor gave me a new prescription. Now I see things from a whole new lens.
I used to be terrible at seeing things, but now I’ve turned a corner.
The glasses store is having a sale! It’s a clearance event!
I can’t find my glasses… I guess I’ll have to see what happens.
Why did the blindfolded optometrist fail his test? He didn’t see it coming.
My friend got contacts, but he still can’t see the big picture.
The optometrist asked if I could read the last line… I told him, “Sure, if you make it bigger.”
Why don’t glasses ever get tired? Because they’re always resting on your nose.
My optometrist is so positive… he always looks on the bright side.
I lost my contacts… now everything’s just a blur.
I went to the eye doctor and he said I had 20/20 vision… too bad it’s 2025.
My new glasses are amazing! Everything looks so frame-tastic.
I asked my optometrist for fashion advice… he said, “Glasses are always in style.”
Why did the contact lens refuse to work? Because it had a lazy eye!
I told my glasses to stay put… but they just kept slipping away.
My friend got new glasses, and now he’s looking at life with a new perspective.
I lost my glasses at the gym… now I have no vision for gains.
My friend got laser eye surgery… now he has cutting-edge vision.
My optometrist told me my left eye was stronger than my right. I guess my right eye is just lazy.
My eye doctor’s business is booming… you could say he has a vision for success!
I told my eye doctor I was seeing double… he said, “Then pay twice as much!”
My contact lens fell out in the middle of my exam… talk about a bad look!
I wore my glasses to bed… now I have dreamy vision.
The optometrist tried to tell me a joke… but I just couldn’t see the humour in it.
My glasses slipped off my face… I guess they lost their grip on reality.
I tried to invent a new type of contact lens… but I just lost sight of my goal.
I got progressive lenses… now I have a clear view of the future.
I asked my glasses if they wanted to go out… but they said they were too lens-locked.
Feel free to share these with your family and friends, or even use them to add some fun to your next eye care appointment! After all, keeping your vision sharp is just as important as keeping your sense of humour intact.
